5 Deals You Need to Know Today: Under Armour Polos, Half Off! Price-Wise, Not Physically
Pól O'Shirt was a very good friend of mine, so this Under Armour sale means a lot to me. Check out this offer and more in our roundup of the five best deals we found over the last 24 hours.
Top Shirt Deal
Under Armour Men's Polo Shirts
From $12 via code "EXTRA50"Coupon code "EXTRA50" puts the "low" in "polo", phonetically. We all know how sounds work. But do you know how coupons work? Yes. Do you know how the one or two little buttons right below the neck on an otherwise extremely buttonless shirt work? Also yes. So everything's in order.
Top Restaurant Deal
Firehouse Subs Name of the Day
50% off medium subsHalf off a medium sub for those with a qualifying name? Sounds like Jason Bourne's dream promotion. Break out a different passport for each day, while casing the place to figure out the best exit, which of the other customers would put up the most fight, and how many subs he could feasibly eat before developing stomach pains that would interfere with his ability to effortlessly destroy human lives in a purely instinctual blur of fingers and knees. I bet he could do maybe seven, depending on the contents of the sandwich, before the restaurant starts playing Extreme Ways by Moby over the PA to let him know it's time to go.
Top Power Tool Deal
EGO Power Deals at Lowe's
Buy One, Get Battery FreeOh, sure, when these power tools run on pure EGO power, that's great, but when the 2011 video game Duke Nukem Forever used Ego power as its version of shields, it was one of the most maligned games of all time. Granted, that was because the game was absolute garbage, even after some 14 years of stop-start development, but still. Would it have been a better game if, instead of substandard gameplay and tired jokes, it featured old man Nukem getting to grips with the yardwork he'd neglected in his years of macho action heroism? Could hardly be worse.
Top Fire Deal
4" Black Round Ceramic Fire Ball for Fire Pits 12-Pack
$26"Fire ball" is a daring name for a product, one you'd expect would lead to a lot of caution around how these ceramic spheres are marketed lest some pyromaniacs get the wrong idea. Oh, wait, "Unleash the beauty of flames with Grisun Ceramic Fireballs" is printed right there in the second marketing picture. Well, maybe it'll all work out for the best. In the meantime, for those of us who want to enjoy the hottest ceramic action this side of that scene in Ghost, this 12-pack is half-price.
Top Sale Deal
Summer Steals and Deals at Woot
Up to 83% offThis is one of those uncategorizable collections, a motley crew of discounts that ranges from the sublime (most of the sale) to the ridiculous (a "collectible Bitcon yoyo"). Our betters at Woot (an Amazon company, lest we forget) have put it all together under the label "Summer Steals" which is just about vague enough to encompass door handles, lampshades, blankets, PC monitors, and screwdrivers without overextending itself. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life, and more specifically, this Woot sale.
