Staff Picks: The Best of the Best
When you see a Staff Pick deal, you know someone at Castle DealNews has declared it a particularly noteworthy bargain. So allow us to quickly highlight some of the... um... highlights. (Of what are already highlights. It recurs.)
Pro Deal Tip: There's many more Staff Pick deals beyond the ones we've highlighted here. Keep scrollin' to see them all.
Foukus 880-lbs. Extendable Folding Hand TruckStore: Walmart
Price: $35
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $40
Now, look, we can all pronounce this brand name in a funny way. It's big, and it's clever, and I'll do it every time I think about it, but we need to move past it for now to talk about the price. And that price is $35, which is less than half the hand truck's normal price. That's a discount entirely worthy of your focus, which is a word much harder to mispronounce in a lastingly-hilarious way.
Coffee Flash Deals at WalmartStore: Walmart
Discount: Up to 82% off
Shipping: Free shipping w/ $35
"I'll just have some coffee flash deals discounted at up to 82% off."
"Full price it is."
"No, I said discounted. "
"Full price?"
"DIS-COUNT-ED"
"FU-LL PRI-CE"
And so on.
adidas at eBayStore: eBay
Discount: Up to 60% off + extra 50% off via code "ADISALE50"
Shipping: Free shipping
Expiration: August 22
When the original write-up for this sale said this is the best extra discount we've seen for adidas at eBay this year, we don't you to assume that the "we've seen" qualifier means anything. We have eyes everywhere. There is nothing the All-Dealing Eye does not see. The Dealuminati. The Freebiemasons. The Knights Temp(orarypricereduction)lar. We are Sauron overseeing the desolate, ruined Mordor that is online retail, and this coupon code is equivalent of two idiot hobbits trying to sneak into Mt. Doom, but we spot them every time, because we're not some dumb overgrown flaming CBS logo, we are human beings with good internet connections. For the most part. So: best sale this year.
Seventable Nightstand with Charging StationStore: Amazon
Price: $34
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $8
Your current nightstand is very much a functional one. It stands, at night. It does this during the day as well but shush. What if, however, you could have a nightstand that is not only at the best price Amazon has ever offered it for but is also equipped with power outlets, USB ports, and lighting? All the while saving 20%. Such dreams are now reality.
On Men's Cloudmonster ShoesStore: Dick's Sporting Goods
Price: $85
Shipping: Free shipping
Lowest By: $85
If you're a better person than me (and you're not, sorry) you might be able to read "Cloudmonster" without hearing it sung to the tune of Goldfinger. They're the shoes with CloudTec cushion — Speedboard rushing. Such a proud monster.
I'll stop now. But if I have to suffer hearing it internally, you should to. Because in that sense, you probably are a better person than me. But it's not really much of a feat to be a better person than a Staff Picks Skeleton — I have bones to pick with everyone! Ahahaha.
Shoes!
